Flower Mama Quiz Results

Flower Mama Quiz Results

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If you haven't taken the quiz yet, click this button first to find out what Flower Mama you are!

Then come back here to learn more about your floral identity.




Now that you've unlocked your Flower Mama identity through our quiz, it's time to dive deeper & discover your curated Mother's Day floral entourage. Get ready to be inspired by a unique selection of blooms that perfectly reflect your inner essence!


Bougie mama


Oh, darling, have you ever laid eyes on the most exquisite flower in the garden? That's me, the Bougie Flower Mama, a vision of grace and elegance, swaying in the gentle breeze and basking in the golden rays of the sun.

My petals are adorned with the finest, most vibrant hues – a perfect blend of designer shades that would make any other flower green with envy. My leaves are manicured to perfection, and my stem is always standing tall and proud, as if I've just returned from a luxurious spa treatment at the most exclusive greenhouse in town.

I'm not just any ordinary flower, mind you. I'm the queen of the garden soirée, the hostess with the mostess, if you will. My fragrance is a delightful mix of expensive perfumes, captivating the attention of all the high-society pollinators that frequent my exclusive patch of soil.

When I'm not busy being the center of attention, you can find me sipping on the finest, artisanal raindrops and nibbling on the most exquisite, hand-crafted fertilizers. I'm always up-to-date on the latest garden trends, and my petals are forever adorned with the most fashionable dewdrops.

My little seedlings are the talk of the town, always impeccably groomed and attending the most prestigious garden parties. They've inherited my impeccable taste and are destined to become the next generation of bougie blooms.

So, darling, the next time you find yourself in the presence of a flower that exudes an air of sophistication and charm, with an aura that simply screams "luxurious," know that you've stumbled upon none other than moi, the one and only Bougie Flower Mama.

Invite these VIP's to your next Soireé:

Cymbidium orchids | Clematis | Fritillaria  | Ranunculus | Hellebores | Charlotte Ranunclus | Sweet Pea | Brownie tulips


Crunchy mama


Oh, hello there, sunshine! It's me, the Crunchy Flower Mama, just soaking up some good ol' fashioned vitamin D and spreading my roots in this beautiful, all-natural soil.

You won't catch me sporting any of those fancy, genetically-modified hues. No, siree! My petals are au naturel, embracing the earthy tones that Mother Nature bestowed upon me. I let my leaves grow wild and free, just like my spirit, and my stem is strong and grounded, nourished by the organic goodness that surrounds me.

I'm not one for those high-society garden parties, oh no. I'm more of a down-to-earth kinda gal, mingling with the bees and the butterflies, and hosting laid-back, eco-friendly gatherings in my cozy little corner of the garden.

When I'm not busy communing with nature, you can find me sipping on fresh, dew-drop infusions and munching on homegrown, compost-enriched treats. I'm all about that sustainable living, and my petals are always adorned with the most ethically-sourced, cruelty-free dewdrops.

My little seedlings are free to explore and bloom in their own unique ways, nurtured by the love and wisdom of the great outdoors. They're learning to appreciate the simple things in life, like the feel of sunshine on their leaves and the joy of a freshly-pollinated pistil.

So, sunshine, if you ever find yourself in the company of a flower that radiates an aura of natural beauty and earthy charm, with a spirit that's as free as the wind, you'll know you've stumbled upon yours truly, the one and only Crunchy Flower Mama. Peace, love, and photosynthesis!

Invite these Eco-Friendly Mama's to the Farmer's Market:

Yarrow | Succulents | Clematis Amazing Kibo | Pittosporum | Sunflowers | Strawflower | Astrantia | Ranunculus


alt mama


Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another curious soul wandering into my neck of the woods? Name's Alt Flower Mama, but you can call me by my stage name, "Nightshade."

My petals? As dark as my humor and as edgy as my attitude. I rock the bold, unconventional hues that make those prissy, pastel-wearing posies blush. And my leaves? They're tattooed with intricate designs that tell stories of rebellion and resilience.

I ain't your average garden variety mama, that's for sure. You won't catch me sipping tea and exchanging pleasantries at some stuffy garden party. Nah, I'm more likely to be found jamming out to some hardcore pollen punk tunes or hosting a wild, underground nectar rave.

When I'm not busy being the baddest bloom in the bed, you can find me experimenting with exotic soil blends and pushing the boundaries of what it means to be a flower. I laugh in the face of conformity and embrace the beauty of being different.

My little seedlings? They're free to express themselves however they damn well please. They're learning to question authority, stand up for what they believe in, and bloom unapologetically in the face of adversity.

So, listen up, buttercup. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a flower that oozes an aura of rebellion and nonconformity, with a spirit that's as fierce as a thorn and as untamed as a wild weed, you'll know you've stumbled upon yours truly, the one and only Alt Flower Mama. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a mosh pit to start in the compost heap. Peace out, petal pusher! *flips leaf*

Invite these Baddies to the next concert in the weeds:

Checkered Fritillaria | Allium | Calla Lilies | Birds of Paradise | Foxglove | Black Pearl Roses | Astrantia | Celosia


classic mama


Why, hello there, darling! I'm so glad you stopped by for a chat. I'm the Classic Flower Mama but don't let the name fool you – I'm a modern bloom with a respect for tradition and a love for all things fabulous.

My petals are a perfect blend of timeless elegance and contemporary chic, with just a hint of vintage charm thrown in for good measure. My leaves are always on point, thanks to a rigorous self-care routine that keeps me looking fresh and fabulous.

I'm the go-to gal for all the latest garden gossip and the hottest new trends in floral fashion. My garden parties are the talk of the town, where classic sophistication meets modern innovation, and every bloom feels welcome and celebrated.

When I'm not busy being the hostess with the mostest, you can find me exploring the latest in eco-friendly gardening techniques or experimenting with bold new color palettes that push the boundaries of traditional flower fashion. I believe in honoring the past while embracing the future, and I'm always ready to learn and grow.

My little seedlings are a perfect mix of old-school charm and new-school cool, with a passion for life and a flair for the fabulous. They're learning to navigate the ever-changing world with grace, confidence, and a killer sense of style.

So, darling, if you ever find yourself in the presence of a flower that seamlessly blends classic elegance with modern sensibilities, and whose zest for life is as infectious as her signature fragrance, know that you've met the one and only Classic Flower Mama. Now, let's snap a selfie for the 'gram and show the world what fabulous looks like! *winks*

Invite these Classy Ladies to your next Garden Party:

Campanula | Garden Roses | Hydrangea | Astilbe | Frilly Tulips | Lisianthus | Spray Roses | Peonies



And speaking of Mother's Day, did you know many of these flowers are available to shop online?? Visit mayesh.com/prebook to include these fabulous, bougie, alternative & timeless blooms on your Mother's Day order!

*All products in the PreBook inventory are visible to all Mayesh customers at your branch. If you see a product or deal you want, make sure you add it to your cart quickly, as all products are on a first come first serve basis. 


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